All posts by Carpus87

Sova: Not being able to afford a wallbang gun on ascent b site defense

Viper: Missing the lineup (we’ve all been there, admit it…)

Cypher: Unable to yeet his hat towards a corpse because he is too far and there’s an operator waiting for you.

Sage: doing a really crazy high wall just to have a recon dart or something of the sort reveal you on your pretty perch.

Omen: Paranoia to shrouded step combo just to find out that you missed the enemy… but they didn’t miss you.

Skye: Shooting a hawk round a corner, exploding it and all you hear is your teammates screaming “MY F*****G EYES!!!!”

Just watched the new cinematic and guess what?

CYPHER DOESNT DIE!!!

HE LIVES!!!

#JusticeforCypher

Jett: Riot patching the superdash

All Immortal 1 players: Ascendophobia (fear of being reranked Ascendant)

Neon: Losing Squish Squish

Every agent: Losing Split (RIOT, DO NOT REMOVE SPLIT. IT IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT AND NOBODY WANTS IT TO GO.)

Raze: Deploys Boombot, rolls past every enemy like a gremlin

Cypher: It’s obvious at this point what’s about to happen to our friend.

(Reply #JusticeforCypher to end cruelty against Cypher’s)

Chamber: Being rejected by Viper

Yoru: Being rejected by Skye

Sova: Going for post plant lineups but enemy Kay/o has other ideas

Raze: Double satchel straight into enemy Sova’s drone (I’ve had this happen to me before. Not fun)

Cypher: The new map release trailer (its coming, and we all know what Riot likes to do with our favourite creeper with a camera)

(Yes we are still doing this)

Sage: the two carry’s on the team both need heals

Raze: your boombot finds new and exciting places to get stuck and have a seizure in

Everyone: teammate picks Phoenix

Also everyone: “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

Cypher: Jett’s using your trapwires to yeet themselves at ridiculous speeds towards your creepy, creepy face

Kay/o: You get shut down in the open and your teammate is nowhere near

Yoru: Tp straight into a firing squad

Skye: Deploy seekers, one finds enemy right behind you

Jett: More nerfs. Because we know that’s gonna happen

Cypher: The next cinematic

Chamber: Losing Tour de Force ability because enemy Kay/o ulted

Omen: Shrouded Step into a firing squad

Phoenix: Run It Back ends and someone is knifing you

Viper: Goes for lineups but team didn’t plant default

Cypher.2: No one will give you a corpse

Jett: No dash

Raze: Grenades rebound to you

Yoru: Being cornered in your ult

Cypher: Finding no one with your camera and tripwires

Sova: Deployed drone and suddenly the enemy Brimstone lasers you